The Divorce Court
A woman was in the divorce court and called up in front of the judge. Having asked her the usual questions, name, address etc, he then asked her why she was there. “Your honour, I want to divorce my...
View ArticleThe Elderly Spinster
The lawyer’s office received a call from an elderly spinster, who told the receptionist that she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared. The receptionist suggested they set up an...
View ArticleI Want To Become A Lawyer
An old man was critically ill and feeling that his death was near, he called his lawyer. “I want to become a lawyer”, the old man asked. “How much does it cost for that express degree you told me...
View ArticleHow Much Do You Charge?
A prospective client asked a lawyer, “How much do you charge?” The lawyer replied, “I charge $1,000 for 3 questions”. With a shocked look on his face, the prospective client asked, “Isn’t that rather...
View ArticleMonthly Bill From The Law Firm
A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big case for his company. The monthly bill included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls, fax,...
View ArticleThe Lawyer
The lawyer was in court, defending a man who had been accused of burglary. Trying a creative defense to get his client off the hook, the lawyer said to the judge, “My client merely inserted his arm...
View ArticleOverweight Attorney
An overweight attorney in a small town in Kansas was in court as the prosecutor on an a robbery case. As he was in court questioning a witness to the armed robbery, he asked the witness, “Would you...
View ArticleWitness To A Car Accident
A witness to a car accident was in court testifying. The lawyer asked her, “Did you actually see the accident?” The witness replied, “Yes, sir, I sure did”. The lawyer then asked her, “How far away...
View ArticleThe Farmer’s Wife
A farmer’s wife was at her lawyer’s, seeking advice about getting a divorce. The lawyer asked her why she wanted to get a divorce, so the farmer’s wife replied, “My husband makes excessive sexual...
View ArticleLawyers And Morals
When you hear lawyers and morals in the same sentence, you might realize that you are in for a bit of a tale. That’s definitely true in this case. One day, a lawyer was giving a client some advice in...
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