The Lawyer And The Indian
A lawyer and an Indian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Indians are so dumb that he could get one over on him easy, and asks if the Indian would like to play...
View ArticleMaking A Will
A man went to his lawyer and asked about making a will. This is a good lawyer joke. Click on the link to see the rest... Published by TheLaughline on The Laughline - Funny Jokes Pictures Videos - The...
View ArticleWhere Were You?
Murphy was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit Published by TheLaughline on The Laughline - Funny Jokes Pictures Videos - The Laughline - Funny Jokes Pictures Videos -
View ArticleThe Lawyer’s New Client
A lawyer was sitting in his office when his secretary announced that he had a new client waiting to see him. The client turned out to be a very attractive young blonde mother. The lawyer called the...
View ArticlePorsche 911 Turbo
A very successful attorney parked his brand new Porsche 911 Turbo in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out of the car, a truck came speeding down the road,...
View ArticleThe Art Collector
One day, a wealthy art collector who is worth millions gets a visit from his laywer. The lawyer says to him: “I have some good news for you, but I also have some bad news”. The millionaire replies: “I...
View ArticleThe Chainsaw Murder Case
A Judge asked the defendant to please stand. “You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chainsaw”, the Judge said to him. From out in the public gallery a man shouted out, “You lying...
View ArticleA Bunch Of Short Lawyer Jokes
This is a bunch of short lawyer jokes. Hands up who loves lawyers? Hmmm… not many hands in the air there! Lawyers are often portrayed as tricky and devious, often slimy and criminal minded, so it’s no...
View ArticleThe Attorney And The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil said to the lawyer: “I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of...
View ArticleHow Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?
Sometimes I wonder, just how do court reporters keep straight faces when witnesses say the most bizarre things. These quotes are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things that...
View ArticleNew Lawyers
There I was, minding my own business when a female business associate came out of her office with two guys. “Hi, Rob”, she said, “have you met our new lawyers? This is Daniel Abraham, David Greenberg...
View ArticleJudge And Juror
When the court case was about to begin, the Judge asked one of the Jurors “Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?” The Juror replied, “I don’t want to be away from my job that...
View ArticleVoluntary Manslaughter
A prospective jury in a Dallas District Court were surprised by the definition of voluntary manslaughter that they were given, prior to their being selected for a murder trial. Voluntary Manslaughter...
View ArticleSuccessful Young Lawyer
A successful young lawyer was on his way to court, to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit, when he suddenly found himself at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter started to escort him inside the pearly...
View ArticleSucessful Investment Counselor
A successful investment counselor decided to go out on her own and set up her own financial counseling company. Since she was shrewd and diligent, the company became very popular, and business kept...
View ArticleInvestment Counselor
A successful investment counselor decided to go out on her own and set up her own financial counseling company. Since she was shrewd and diligent, the company became very popular, and business kept...
View ArticleNever Trust A Lawyer
This story is a simple example of why you should never trust a lawyer. A butcher saw a lawyer passing by his shop one day, and asked him, “What would you do if a dog came in and stole your meat?” The...
View ArticleTwo Judges Arrested For Speeding
Two judges who were both from small counties in a Midwest state, got arrested for speeding on the same day. Rather than call the state Supreme Court to get a visiting judge, each of the judges who had...
View ArticleA Doctor An Engineer And A Lawyer
A doctor, an engineer and a lawyer were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The doctor thought for a minute and then said to the others, “Do you...
View ArticleDivorce Court
Marjorie stood up before the judge in the divorce court. Judge: “You have asked for a divorce decree from this court. Madam, is that right?” Marjorie: “Yes Your Honor”. Judge: “And the grounds for your...
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